Well hello funky town. I want out.

I was on Reddit just now, and despite my hatred towards our current Political structure (it’s useless, shit needs to be changed) I decided to click on a link regarding WikiLeaks. Normally, I read the first few comments and some of its replies, and move on. But this one…

 Well, my cell phone’s microSD card went out on me yesterday, so I lost all those priceless images of me attempting to play the guitar and sing when drunk. Also, a video of my friends wife beating him (quasi-playfully, and he started it) with a rolling pin. Blackmail material: Destroyed. Damn.

Honestly, I don’t really understand women. And I don’t mean that in the “DAT CHICK BE CRAZY SON” sort of sense. I know I’m not supposed to understand them, and probably never will.